Love, I'm likely to.

forgetfull.

Love, I’m likely to be very fogetfull. Like this blog, for instance! I’m likely to get so swept up in my other blog that I completely and unintentionally ignore this one. But love, I’m likely to never forget important things that you want me to do. Sometimes the small details slip my mind for a minute, but I promise I will never truly forget.

mind reader.

Love, I’m likely to be able to read your every thought. We’re connected on such a strange, lovely level. No matter what, I can always sense what you’re thinking or feeling. Don’t be scared, though. It means you’re a part of me.

texts.

Love, I’m likely to text you annoying things until you reply. I know for a fact you love hearing from me, and I don’t care how many “MEOWWW!” texts it takes.

I’m back!

Ah, it feels nice to be back. I finally got my macbook returned to me from Apple, and it’s as good as new! I will be posting again shortly! Thanks for sticking around, you guys.

love,

E. 

ilivelifeonplanes asked: Wow.
That was the best Yu-Gi-Oh reference seduction ever. <3
:'D

Well, it’s a sure fire way to seduce almost anyone. Quite happy to hear you enjoyed!

Cheers,

E.


Disclaimer:Yu-Gi-Oh reference seduction has not been scientifically proven to increase an individuals average sedcuation capabilities. Do not use if you’re combining references with pokemon or digimon. Yu-Gi-Oh reference should not be used by anyone over 40. Yu-Gi-Oh references do not guarentee the loss of virginity. Results may vary.

old.

Love, I’m likely to still want to love you 60 years from now. When we’re old and gray, I’m certain that I’ll still laugh at your sometimes terrible jokes and I’m certain I’ll still make fun of you on a daily basis. We’ll probably yell at kids to get out of our yard and we’ll listen to creepy music that will definitely scare the neighbors. We’ll be pierced and tattooed, but we won’t care. Old age won’t get in the way of me loving you. I made a pinky promise to stay with you forever. You can’t break those, ya know.

mind.

Love, I’m likely to point very obvious things out during the worst times possible. I’m not trying to ruin a very romantic moment, honestly.

clean.

Love, I’m likely to jump in the shower with you so that we can “conserve water.” Or atleast that’s what I’ll use as an excuse to wash your hair… and stuff.

job.

Love, I’m likely to come home from work and want to scream. I probably won’t want to talk about it but hugs are always appreciated.

ilivelifeonplanes asked: How would you seduce someone by Yu-Gi-Oh reference?

well, if you’re a true nerd like me, you can use corny yu-gi-oh references as sexual inuendos to seduce other nerdy people.

to do so, you have to catch said person’s attention, draw them to a quiet location, get close to them and whsiper in their ear certain things including (but certainly not limited to):

• “excuse me, is that a Kuriboh in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
• “hey, maybe you can come over later and show me just how powerful your dark magician really is.”
• “if you’ve got time, maybe we can go somewhere and you can play with my Exodia. that’s the forbidden one.”

and, for the more forward seducers, we have this lovely little gem:

• “hey you, I wanna stick my monster in your dark hole.”

anything of that nature may work if said seduce-ee is extremely nerdy, a.k.a awesome.

With love,

E.